3HPD - Good Guys

Biographies

 Officer Roc Denny (Bull)
Denny is an all-around nice guy, though large and intimidating to some, esp. small children. He plays the mediator amongst his coworkers and will more often take the lead in the group, as he is the only person the others don’t mind listening to. When he’s not with the other four he’s chasing down speeders on his cow-style police motorcycle. He’s the best shot on the force (throwing Sacha is one of his attacks) and the most knowledgeable and observant in odd situations, yet he can be painfully oblivious to the obvious. He also likes to BBQ.

 Officer Sidmund Tesh (Octopus)
Don’t let Tesh’s face fool you. He looks angrier than he actually is. However, there are a few things that set him off, such as when people call him “squid” or when dealing with Marymont, who he suspects is or was up to something illegal. Tesh is the station’s sketch artist and enjoys doing real art outside of work. He has the ability to make his own ink which can backfire in some instances. Tesh is the logical one of the group, often applying sense to nonsense and making helpful suggestions that no one else wants to acknowledge.

 Officer Mistar Marymont (Peacock)
Marymont’s been somewhat of a doormat his whole life. He also comes from a snooty rich family and can be snobby at times. One wonders why someone like him would want to become a cop in the first place. Outside of his comfort zone he is more low key, a bit uneasy, and a bit less involved esp. since he thinks Tesh is out to get him, and he already has skeletons in his closet. Marymont is sort of making amends, and he’s becoming more of a team player as a result. He has many unique abilities that are dumbed down to assist him in traffic regulation.

 Officer Arbuckle Biesel (Frog)
Biesel is the group’s overconfident badazz, ready, willing, and able to shoot something on sight. He may not be the best shot, but he is the most persistent. He idolizes the gunslingers of the Old West and carries two silver guns (at the least) while his face is completely hidden in the shadows of his hat and a huge bandana, even when he’s not in uniform. Biesel is a master of surprise, whether he be leaping from out of nowhere after stealthily blending in with his surroundings or firing off shots indoors for no apparent reason. He is his own biggest fan.

 Officer Sabri Sacha (Yellow jacket)
Sacha is the youngest, smallest, and quickest officer on the force. He is the only one of them who’s able to fly, not just because of his wings but because he’s the only one who can pilot the helicopter. Sacha has an ironic fear of insects and an extreme love of sweets. He would sooner chase down an ice cream truck than an armed criminal, and he is drawn to people who he thinks will give him food, like Denny who brings in donuts every morning. Sacha often daydreams and is easily distracted. He doesn’t talk much, but he still gets his point across.

 Police Chief Charlie Choff (Tiger)
The chief is an angry gruff ‘n’tough leader who likes his officers to be at the top of their game. Unfortunately they aren’t, so it’s no surprise to see him snarling, growling, and yelling at his men…whether they deserve it or not. He’s usually in his office but gets his share of action too, intimidating criminals by pouncing on them and mauling them into submission. Choff may have a tough exterior, but he’s emotionally weak. He lives alone with ten female pet cats: Carly, Barley, Burly, Marley, Farley, Curly, Surly, Surely, Early, and Nod.

 Officer Bishop Pawn (Unicorn)
Pawn (aka Man Pawn), along with his twin sister, was transferred from another department to the 3HPD because of its lack of central officers. He’s a good cop, but unfortunately his skills are not being put to much use. The Chief resents the outside help and gives the Pawns minor tasks and busy work to do instead of “real” police work. Pawn knows that every job is important and will go along with orders without any backtalk. He would prefer to see more action though. He tries to convince his sister to be more calm and accepting of the changes.

 Officer Brooke Pawn (Unicorn)
She is bluntly referred to as Lady Pawn by the other men at the station, but she’s got more balls than her brother. Pawn does not take to being bossed around to do nothing as well as her goody two-shoes brother does. In fact, she is willing to disobey orders if she thinks she can get the job done. Biesel will hit on Lady Pawn every now and then, but she is hardly interested. Like everyone else, she has a decent relationship with Denny. She’s the first and only female officer to be a part of the 3HPD.

3HPD - Bad Guys

Wrigley (Caterpillar)
The often polite Mr. Wrigley comes across as a very suspicious character to most. Of course it doesn’t help that he wears a trench coat and has “evil” eyes. Though friendly by nature, when he feels threatened he will go as far as to kill a man. Wrigley comes from Forthum (4thum), the next town over where a similar breed of caterpillars dwell. He bonds well with them can even create more of his own. He lost his legs in an accident, and a 2nd head regenerated in their place.

 Trapper Von Trapp (Rat)
Trapper, along with his younger and larger brother, form a duo known as Trapperatrick. Trapper is the brains of the two, though not a genius himself, coming up with their money-making schemes whilst mocking his brother‘s idiocy. They run various small businesses short-term, such as being the only local exterminators, and manufacture their own brand of goods. The interesting thing is that they are actually good at their crafts, at least Trapper is.

 Patrick Von Trapp (Rat)
Pat is the big strong simpleton of Trapperatrick, the doer and not the thinker, in contrast to his older brother being the tiny conman. Pat has been bossed around by Trapper for most of his life, and its presumed that the reason for his stupidity is due to the constant whacks to the head. Sometimes he’ll even confuse their names. Pat enjoys the simple things in life and does not appear to be as bad as his brother, if bad at all. He acts more like an obedient henchman.

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